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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Enrique, Apr 2, 2014.

  1. Enrique

    Enrique The Lost Cloud

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    I don't know really, why does a chicken cross a road?
     
  2. Sensual

    Sensual Veteran Member

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    The chicken did not cross the road. The road passed beneath the chicken.
     
  3. Enrique

    Enrique The Lost Cloud

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    Holy shit.
    You blew my mind.
     
  4. Shield1739

    Shield1739 U can call me Daddy

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    I know have a new vision of the world.
     
  5. Hector

    Hector Technician + Clan Leader
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    I'm my joke I say it's so he can get to the shop, then I ask the person I'm telling it to if they thought it was funny most of them Say no so I reply neither did the chicken because the shop was shut!
     
  6. KuKi

    KuKi Veteran Member

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    To go to the faggots house...


    Knock Knock xD
     
  7. Hydropowah

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    Who's there? o_O
     
  8. KuKi

    KuKi Veteran Member

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    The chicken ^^
     
  9. Enrique

    Enrique The Lost Cloud

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    Chicken who? o-o
     
  10. KuKi

    KuKi Veteran Member

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    Chicken L. Jackson
     
  11. Enrique

    Enrique The Lost Cloud

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    Wow, my mind has been blown twice now..
     
  12. KuKi

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    L. stands for motherfucker XD
     
  13. Enrique

    Enrique The Lost Cloud

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    That doesn't even make sense, HAHAHAHA
     
  14. KuKi

    KuKi Veteran Member

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    What is sense?
     
  15. Enrique

    Enrique The Lost Cloud

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    don't know tbh
     
  16. Sensual

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    Sense.........ual.
     
  17. KuKi

    KuKi Veteran Member

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    For real?
     
  18. Enrique

    Enrique The Lost Cloud

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    I guess sense is like rice, yumy.