Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Shaggy555, Jan 19, 2014.
Ur mothers so fat she stood on the scales and said to be continued. now post after me lol
You mommas like the sea. Big, wet and smells of fish
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her!
Yo mama is so fat that you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through! nice one guyz i loved them hahahaha
Yo mamma so fat, even dora can't explore her
your mommas so fat she has her own area code
Yo mommas so fat her blood type is Nutella!
Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing..
Yo mamma is so fat, I missed a whole episode as she past in front of the tv.
Yo momma is so fat, that before she turns around, a whole year passes.
Your nomad so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phonebook
Yo momma so fat Dracula bit her neck and got diabetes.
your momma is so stupid she got locked into a tescos and died of starvation
Yo momma's so fat, Pluto is jealous of her planetary status.
Your momma is so fat, when she takes a bath, she leaves a ring around the house.
Yo mamma so fat she doesn't needs internet she is already WORLDWIDE
Your momma is so hairy that Yoda confused her with chewbacca
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Your momma is so fat that astronauts in space go ''Houston, we have a huge problem..''
Your momma is so fat that Japanese will shout ''Godzilaaaaa'' when they spot her.
Your momma is so fat that Einstein's theory of infinity is busted.
Your mom is so fat, she has her own moon.
Yo mama is so fat that her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
Yo mama is so fat that she looks like she’s smuggling a Volkswagen.
Yo mama is so fat that when she got her shoes shined, she had to take the guy’s word for it. Awesome guyz keep them coming am loving them lmao