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Ur mother so fat jokes everyone loves them dont be scared to post one til i get laugh

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Shaggy555, Jan 19, 2014.

  1. Shaggy555

    Shaggy555 Konvict Guest

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    Ur mothers so fat she stood on the scales and said to be continued. now post after me lol
     
  2. Hector

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    You mommas like the sea. Big, wet and smells of fish
     
  3. Rapidpk

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    Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her!
     
  4. Shaggy555

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    Yo mama is so fat that you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through! nice one guyz i loved them hahahaha :)
     
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    Yo mamma so fat, even dora can't explore her ;)
     
  6. Hector

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    your mommas so fat she has her own area code
     
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    Yo mommas so fat her blood type is Nutella!
     
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    Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing..
     
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    Yo mamma is so fat, I missed a whole episode as she past in front of the tv.
     
  10. Strad

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    Yo momma is so fat, that before she turns around, a whole year passes.
     
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    Your nomad so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phonebook
     
  12. Grimven

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    Yo momma so fat Dracula bit her neck and got diabetes.
     
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    your momma is so stupid she got locked into a tescos and died of starvation
     
  14. PandaJoe

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    Yo momma's so fat, Pluto is jealous of her planetary status.
     
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    Your momma is so fat, when she takes a bath, she leaves a ring around the house.
     
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    Yo mamma so fat she doesn't needs internet she is already WORLDWIDE
     
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    Your momma is so hairy that Yoda confused her with chewbacca


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  18. van Heumen

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    Your momma is so fat that astronauts in space go ''Houston, we have a huge problem..''

    Your momma is so fat that Japanese will shout ''Godzilaaaaa'' when they spot her.

    Your momma is so fat that Einstein's theory of infinity is busted.
     
  19. Loydicus

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    Your mom is so fat, she has her own moon.
     
  20. Shaggy555

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    Yo mama is so fat that her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
    Yo mama is so fat that she looks like she’s smuggling a Volkswagen.
    Yo mama is so fat that when she got her shoes shined, she had to take the guy’s word for it. Awesome guyz keep them coming am loving them lmao