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Funny trade conversation with a scammer

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Buhadog, Dec 31, 2013.

  1. Buhadog

    Buhadog Veteran Member

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    I've had a funny conversation with a person who added me on steam and tried to trade with me. I do have a bunch of steam codes and I don't plan on using them so I posted a list containing them on a key trading site. See for yourself how the conversation went:

    31. december 2013
    TradeKoala: Hello
    Buhadog: Hello
    TradeKoala: you make trade?
    Buhadog: Why yes, I would have nothing against a small trade
    TradeKoala: i want Tomb Raider, Saints Row IV. we make trade?
    Buhadog: First I would like to know what would you give me in return.
    TradeKoala: arma 3, dont starve.
    Buhadog: Hmm... I would give you Saints Row for both.
    TradeKoala: deal i have keys. yuu have gift, key?
    Buhadog: Mine is key as well.
    TradeKoala: we make trade?
    Buhadog: Well there is no way to make certain for either of us to trust the other person so how do you propose we seal the deal?
    TradeKoala: what?
    Buhadog: I could scam you, you could scam me, how we make deal we no trust eachother.
    TradeKoala: you give key first i give key after
    Buhadog: Hmm... I would realy not want to do that, I don't know you or anything about you.
    TradeKoala: i trusted give key we make trade
    Buhadog: I'm sorry but I can't do that.
    TradeKoala: both give key on 3?
    Buhadog: I'm afraid that wouldn't help anything, neither of us can prove the keys the other person has are valid.
    TradeKoala: i trusted i give you key
    Buhadog: I'm sure you would, however I have no means to be 100% sure.
    TradeKoala: i promis give you key
    Buhadog: As I said, I believe you but I can't be sure.
    TradeKoala: i have key, i 26 old
    Buhadog: I trust that you have the keys, however I don't trust that you'd give them to me after I give mine to you.
    TradeKoala: i send key, i can told one, never other people go first to you because u have reputation - 0
    Buhadog: Yes I know that that's why I'm saying there is no way for you to know that I won't scam you.
    TradeKoala: go dont fear
    Buhadog: I can't do that because I have a reason to fear.
    TradeKoala: but never other people go first to you, u needgo first
    Buhadog: all I'm saying is that since no one of us can trust the other I'm afriad we can't trade since neither of us wants to go first.
    TradeKoala: i have rep, dont fear
    Buhadog: Ok, so you promise you'll give me the keys?
    TradeKoala: i promis
    Buhadog: Ok the key to Saint's Row IV is 8UH0U-9JUPS-ILT4X
    TradeKoala: bye

    After that he left the conversation... but fear not, the key I've given him was fake. I realy doubt anyone would fall for something like this. Anyway, he "joined" the conversation again after 5 minutes.

    TradeKoala: key not work
    Buhadog: Welcome back fellow trader
    TradeKoala: key not work
    Buhadog: How was your little break?
    TradeKoala: key not work, you scam me
    Buhadog: So let me get this, you left the conversation without implying in any way that you intended to give me your two keys, yet now you accuse me of stealing because I saw that coming?
    TradeKoala: your key no work i report you
    Buhadog: Go ahead.
    TradeKoala: you give me key or i report u
    Buhadog: And what are you going to say to the support? That you tried to scam me and I saw it coming?
    TradeKoala: give me key or u bannd, i know devs
    Buhadog: I seriously doubt you know anyone who doesen't speak your language.
    TradeKoala: fuk u scam me
    Buhadog: I am sure that your mother would be very pleased to see you talk like that. Anyway, as amusing as this conversation is I'm afraid I'll have to depart. I wish you best of luck in your future scams, Although I'm asuming they won't last very long though.
    Buhadog: I bid you farewell.
    TradeKoala: fuk u
     
  2. Jonas

    Jonas Veteran Member

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    This was hilarious.
     
  3. dusk

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  4. Sean

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    Classic!
     
  5. Xi41

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    10/10 Well done
     
  6. KuKi

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    Buha. I trade key! I give u super Monday night combat beta voucher and u give me arma 3 xD


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  7. Tech 2

    Tech 2 Unregistered/Unconfirmed

    lol genius
     
  8. LouisMcManus

    LouisMcManus Banned

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    thats amazing!
     
  9. Paz

    Paz Clan Leader

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    Funny shit Buha :D
     
  10. Shane

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    Lol what an twit...i cant believe he come back to say the key didn't work hahaha :D
     
  11. Shinigami

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    People trading on CSGO are worse, I've had three people so far giving me phishing links for steam :(
     
  12. Rapidpk

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    Lol! this has happend so many times to me in my gaming life, Scammers just don't get smarter do they?
     
  13. Deathgin

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    those types of scams really are annoying to see, good catchout on him
     
  14. Strad

    Strad Zie Legend

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    i giv u $99, giv too key arma 3 plz. u go first u rep 0.
     
  15. iBreze

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    LOOOL nice
     
  16. ShaneyHD

    ShaneyHD Veteran Member

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    guys im sure that half of the gaming population are retarded XD
     
  17. Jonas

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    Really? You're gonna go with 50%....Thats too low imo :^)
     
  18. ShaneyHD

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    sorry forgot you 5.09803798398576% ;)
     
  19. MmmMushrooms

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    I read this in South park Cartman Asian accent, so funny!!