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Funniest pick up line?

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by TwistPvP, Nov 29, 2014.

  1. TwistPvP

    TwistPvP Member

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    Reply with your funniest pickup lines. We will see who has got the best and maybe even find some that we like to use!

    Mine: "If you were a bogey, I'd pick you"
     
  2. SenpaiZejza

    SenpaiZejza Member

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    If you were a slave, I'd pick you first?
     
  3. Jarred

    Jarred KreedzGod

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    Pfft, easy... They'll all fall for this one!

    "Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?"

    INSTA PULLED
     
  4. Qubycs

    Qubycs Veteran Member

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    Go over to a girl:
    "Do you have syfillis?"

    Girl replies:
    "No?!"

    I reply:
    "Do you want some?"

    She'll be in your bed by no time :p.
     
  5. Venum

    Venum Unregistered/Unconfirmed

    Hey, wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
     
  6. SenpaiZejza

    SenpaiZejza Member

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    "How much will a 20 get me?”

    works everytime
    usually a slap and a trip to police station
     
  7. Teun

    Teun Konvict Guest

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    These are my favorites:

    "Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under."

    "You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home."

    "The alphabet has 20 letters right?"
    Girl: "No, 26"
    "Oh, I forgot U R A Q T"
    Girl: "You'd still be one letter short"
    "I'll give you the D later"

    I had a girl say yes when I asked if the alphabet had 20 letters.
     
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    What's the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don't have a Ferrari.
     
  9. Ympker

    Ympker Unregistered/Unconfirmed

    Roses are Red and violets are Blue do you wanna be my PIKACHU?
     
  10. Boston Broiler

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    If I'm a pain in your ass... We can just add more lubricant...
     
  11. Wonderbear

    Wonderbear Veteran Member

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    I always do this one.

    "Excuse me miss, you dont happen to know how much an polarbear weighs?"

    They go like, "what?"

    "Enough to break the ice!"