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CS:GO pick up lanes.

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Infernoscare, Feb 6, 2015.

  1. Infernoscare

    Infernoscare Veteran Member

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    This is in no way to offend anyone in any way. If there's in issue I will take full responsibility for the sexist post.

    If you're in a server and there happens to be a girl who sounds cute; don't be a afraid and talk :). Great way is to know a person is to talk, communicate and most importantly, having fun together while playing!

    So, if there's a girl you wanna chat up, here's a few pick up lanes you might wanna use.

    1. Hey, girl (or [name]), do you have any grenades? If you do can you flash me?
    2. My friends from school call me the Defuse Kid, because i only last 5 seconds.
    3. Hey you wanna hang out and have some ? If you doubt, it's okay i got "head" protection.