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Create a story (GAME)

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Yeri, Jan 20, 2015.

  1. Yeri

    Yeri Banned

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    Continue the Story.

    Aim of the game, add to the story, it's that simple. Each post should consist of 4 words, at 10 pages we'll post the story up and see if it's any good.

    Same person can not post twice on the same page. This ain't a post spam its a game.

    Example -
    Once Upon a Time...

    There was a Troll...

    and his name was...

    Neil Ensuck, who loved..
    .

    Results of the 10 pages

    A Long time ago... not too far away in bleak Northern Shropshire (actually pretty far away), there lived a Chiropodist. Who is a chirpodist, you ask? A chiropodist is someone who is a twat with a big hat. That likes to eat other peoples' diseased feet. He liked the smell, the smell of hell.
    Little did he know, an officer named Hector had a gun pointed at semtex's head. The boss man was umamused so with his ban hammer he smacked him over the head with Thor's banhammer, and Hector went tumbling down the teamspeak rank order. He purged the unclean with his mighty douche and smote the heatens. But after that, he did unspeakable things to a goat, so the goat went and told Semtex to rename Middlesbrough to Wales, and that's where our story takes a twist when Semtex said four words only! why can't people ever read the damn rules!!

    This story is getting out of control, and i'm running out of good places to troll.

    Meanwhile on team speak, Jarred was getting extremely duck. He didn't know what was going on until, he realised that *fuck* I still left all those bear faces at my mums house and I'm starving for a four worded answer, some brown bread buns and a Cumberland sausage. But first I need a ballet dancers severed left ear to help me recreate the body of Frederick Dahl Lohse and that means that the all mighty Mr Romeo got laid for the annual butt plug meeting that he didn't attend due to double bookings and a date with right hand and a home made rubber chicken fleshlight, suddenly a warm pile of hot moutherwatering, irresistibly delicious chocolate smelling like the heavens. Then issues of men's health suddenly appeared, it devoured into my mind. Suddenly an rko outta nowhere knocked me out and woke up in desert and my arms were fine. My legs though, nowhere to be seen so I pulled myself onto my stumpy knees and started crawling towards a shore. Where I found a rainbow colored mermaid, but giant robot Mr. T. javelin threw her straight towards something that you don't have yet, then I would meet a lalafell named Hector. He would say all but he died horribly after eating a moldy sandwhich while twerking to beiber, singing baby baby baby and wearing hooker heels and a male towie bikini to hide her happiness inside of his jar of heats, so he's gonna catch a magical leprechaun.

    The End
     
  2. Yeri

    Yeri Banned

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    So i'll start.

    A Long time ago...
     
  3. OnaZuzu

    OnaZuzu Konvict Guest

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    Not To Far Away
     
  4. Trickshop

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    In bleak Northern Shropshire.
     
  5. dutuu

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    Actually pretty far away
     
  6. Trickshop

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    There lived a chiropodist
     
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    Who is a chiropodist, you ask?
     
  8. SonniW

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    a chiropodist is someone
     
  9. ExodiaObliterate

    ExodiaObliterate Veteran Member

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    with a big hat
     
  11. pEoN

    pEoN Veteran Member

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    That likes to eat
     
  12. Trickshop

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    other peoples' diseased feet.
     
  13. tech 5

    tech 5 Banned

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    He liked the smell
     
  14. zhaaRR

    zhaaRR Veteran Member

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    the smell of hell
     
  15. Yeri

    Yeri Banned

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    . Little did he know...
     
  16. Hector

    Hector Technician + Clan Leader
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    an officer named hector
     
  17. zhaaRR

    zhaaRR Veteran Member

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    had a gun pointed
     
  18. KG Taxed

    KG Taxed The Alcoholic (according to twiglet)

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    at semtex's head
     
  19. Blyth

    Blyth Man of Many Blocks

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    The Boss man was unamused
     
  20. Semtex

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    So with his ban hammer